Scary Halloween T-Shirts
Here is a clever take on the classic zombie t-shirt design. It seems that the floppy disk is out for revenge against its offspring. I wonder how you kill this thing. Wooden spike? Chopping off its head? Either way, due to its size advantage (not disk storage, mind you) I doubt the USB memory sticks will be defeating the zombie floppy any time soon. This is a great design from laFraise.
Technically, zombies are people. Let that sink in for a minute. That’s right, all those movies about killing zombies and all those books about how to defend yourself against a zombie invasion. But on the other hand, zombies are also dead. So they don’t have souls and love to eat brains. Either way you look at it, zombies are people. Be nice to them. Or not. Panic!
Continuing my non-official string of Halloween t-shirt costume posts (unofficial and unintentional up until now), why not be a communist this Halloween? More specifically, why not dabble in Soviet Union communism for a bit during the Halloween season? Some of the benefits include unlimited tolerance to any type of vodka, a stash of Cuban cigars, and some steroids to bulk you up (you know, like they did in that Soviet Union documentary called Rocky IV).
Wearing Soviet Union t-shirts apparently is trendy these days. Just like we’ve glorified the 1960s with the Beatles, Woodstock, and “flower power” we are now glorifying the communist regimes of Eastern Europe. Of course.
I’ve posted about tuxedo t-shirts before. But this one is a little different. If you look closely at the tie you will see a little design from How I Met your Mother. Thank you Barney, for all the legend…wait for it…dary times that you gave use while rocking the hell out of your suit. For this Halloween, if you are broke as a joke (now there’s an old saying for you) you don’t have to show up at a party with a lame ass t-shirt.
Tuxedo t-shirts have a long history of providing men (and women) with a great alternative to its classy brother, the real life tuxedo. Wear your tuxedo t-shirt with pride as you crash your cousin’s wedding or show up to the Halloween party drunk.
I never knew that Frankie Says Relax is actually about a band named Frankie Goes to Hollywood and their first hit single, “Relax.” That’s why dressing up as a child of the 80s is such an easy Halloween outfit to pull off these days. I actually first heard of this famous slogan when I watched The Wedding Singer with Adam Sandler. Sandler’s brother in law wore this famous t-shirt during one of the scenes when Sandler was freaking out over being dumped at the wedding altar.
So when I saw this awesome Halloween t-shirt design I just had to do some research into why Frankie and more importantly, why relax. If you only have a couple of dollars to dress up this year for Halloween, choose Frankie. And relax.
Who said Halloween has to be all ghosts and goblins and vampires and werewolves? Here’s an easy Halloween costume that you can pull off from the cult classic Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. The Ray Finkle jersey. For those that don’t know, Ray Finkle was the infamous Miami Dolphins kicker who missed the last second field goal chance to win the Super Bowl for Dan Marino and the Dolphins. The sad thing is that it was the only kick he missed for the entire season.
The rest is history: forced out of the NFL, became obsessed with Marino and the “laces out” mantra, was committed to a mental institute, became a woman, got him/herself onto the Miami Police Department as a detective, and kidnapped Marino once the Dolphins were back in the Super Bowl for revenge. So why not be a deranged, washed up, shemale kicker for the Miami Dolphins this Halloween?
Actually, I’m not really entirely sure why zombies like turtles. I don’t know where this reference comes from in zombie lore. I mean, turtle soup is excellent (and illegal, which is why I guess I see the point in zombies liking illegal stuff) but there really isn’t much meat that you can gather from one turtle. You would have to probably find a string of turtles to cook up and eat to get some real nourishment.
Maybe zombies like turtles as pets. Everyone needs someone to love, right? Maybe zombies have a special place in their “no-soul” heart to love an adorable little creature like the unassuming turtle. Either way, I could really care less since I’m not particularly fond of turtles. However, I do love this design by Snorg Tees. It’s in the same vein as a three year old finger painting. That is really awesome.
Well, if President Lincoln’s career as a vampire slayer doesn’t work out, he can always come back to life as an undead zombie. I’m sure he would make an awesome zombie President. I mean, seriously, what are zombies looking for in a president? Here are a few of my thoughts:
It’s just like drinking Jack Daniels, only Jack Torrance comes with a little extra murder. Oh, and “Johnny!” Remember, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. He might have to cut someone down with an axe or chase little kids through the snow-filled hedge maze. Or worse, get trapped in a freezer. Either way, Red Bubble’s Red Rum is sure to please. And it’s distilled at the cozy and beautiful Overlook Hotel.
Want to know what good old President Abraham Lincoln dressed up as for his last Halloween party? Batman of course. Now let’s not try to think about the space-time continuum or how could Lincoln possibly know about the Caped Crusader, Batman. And let’s not think about Honest Abe’s recent foray into the vampire slayer genre. Even if he was a vampire hunter along the same lines of Van Helsing, Lincoln still needed a proper Halloween costume. Now he has one, courtesy of 6 Dollar Shirts.